#2008867 - 06/24/12 07:04 PM
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Blackie
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Here is a little joke.........had to laugh.......sorry Sox Fans...
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The man answers, "241."
"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The lady answers, "144."
"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".
Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The person answers, "51."
Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,"GO RED SOX"!!
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#2008891 - 06/25/12 05:02 PM
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I've seen some people that couldn't even spell IQ.
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#2008895 - 06/25/12 07:02 PM
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Blackie
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Great conversation piece don't ya think....
Cited from Carol Bainbridge.........
Definition: IQ is a measure of relative intelligence determined by a standardized test. The first intelligence test was created in 1905 by Alfred Binet and Théophile Simon to determine which French school children were too “slow” to benefit from regular instruction. Binet came up with the idea of mental age when he noticed that children are increasingly able to learn difficult concepts and perform difficult tasks as they get older. Most children reach the same level of complexity at about the same time, but some children are slower reaching those levels. A 6-year-old child who can do no more than a 3-year-old has a mental age of 3. Wilhelm Stern divided the mental age by the chronological age to get a “Mental Quotient.”
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#2008896 - 06/25/12 07:17 PM
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That sounds like one of those spam messages.
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#2008897 - 06/25/12 07:24 PM
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That sounds like one of those spam messages.
LOL..........it does Tony......i owe you guys 25 pushups.........starting now
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#2008901 - 06/25/12 07:55 PM
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True story:
When I was in first grade, I tested out at 4th-grade, fifth-month in math. I was on par with a 4th grader, halfway through the year.
And after all these years, I still test out at 4th grade, fifth-month in math.
Top that, you bunch of neanderthals.
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