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phatty once defied gravity, several known physical laws governing matter and several more mathematical corollaries by squeezing through a keyhole. yes. phatty knows what you're thinking -- it was a regular sized keyhole and phatty did not use a blender or baby oil.

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Phatty Patty has also defied logic by being able to type without any brain matter at all in his Phat head. It's a scientific oddity, really. His typing still doesn't make any sense......but the fact that he can type at all is quite remarkable.