There's a fine line between clever and stupid - Spinal Tap
Loc: is phatty back?
soltrick, phatty was just kidding about all the name-calling...it’s just that phatty had something bad happen this last weekend and is still upset. after arriving back from a brief excursion to guadalajara, phatty noticed that salami, phatty’s new pet beaver had chewed the lock off of phatty’s meat freezer and had ravaged the contents. phatty got mad and told salami that he had better get his a$$ out of the freezer or he was going to end up as shish-kabobs. Phatty really regretted what he had said and in hindsight, knew that he had spoken rashly...phatty was in much more of a fish and white wine mood that particular evening.