Speaking of OJ, I just wrote him a letter in prison. Here's a copy:

Dear O.J. Simpson,

As a longtime fan, I am elated to find out that you may soon be getting out of prison.
I've been trying to get your autograph for the past ten years
and for some reason you just haven't been that accessible.
I'm looking forward to meeting you and discussing
some great football stories and of course getting your
autograph.

Sincerely,



Oh, by the way, some guy named $&%# who frequents these boards has been sleeping with your girlfriend.
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#1 in 1959 Topps